Afroture Grille Monitor
 

Some of you may have heard of or are using a monitor with an aperture grille CRT. These monitors offer quality flat-screen images with only the drawback of having some little horizontal thin lines appear on the screen. At Afrotech we have decided that aperture grille technology is too old, and must be upgraded! Thus I present to you the Afroture Grille Monitor©!

Begin by taking a normal old monitor


Now either buy a fan grill or rip one off of your heavily overclocked computer

 

Attach the grill to the screen using an electron microscope and a flamethrower. If you don't have either of these use Snapple.


 

Voila! The Afroture Grille CRT offers superior graphics technology with only a few small visible lines on screen. You will also notice that it upgraded the monitor from 17" to 22"! Wow what a deal!

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